I'll Shit Right In Your Goddamn Mouth

Try me.

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Try me.

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40 USD

On the bright side, I'm not addicted to crack

So take that MOM


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So take that MOM


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35 USD

Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting

I mean, come on...


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I mean, come on...


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40 USD

Livin in Sin

And you didn't think there was anything to give as a house warming gift...We got you covered. 


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And you didn't think there was anything to give as a house warming gift...We got you covered. 


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50 USD

Homo Sweet Homo

One love bitches.


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One love bitches.


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40 USD

My Shits Magic Yo! (Black w/ Neon)

Same as white version, just black... like your soul. 

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Same as white version, just black... like your soul. 

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35 USD

Heavy Fucking Metal

Rock out with your stitch out. 


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Rock out with your stitch out. 


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35 USD

Everything Happens For A Resaon

It's always your own fault. Wise up. 


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It's always your own fault. Wise up. 


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40 USD

Shut your whore mouth

Shut it



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Shut it



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35 USD

Bless this motherfuckin home

Amen



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Amen



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40 USD

Goest and fucketh thyself

you may go and get started 


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you may go and get started 


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45 USD

Home Hugs N Harmony (County style)

On the first of the month you should come back and buy this. If not, I'll see you at the cross roads. Please note, each item is made to order and frames will vary. Once your order is complete I will send you a picture of YOUR stitch and the frame that will be coming out to ya.
On the first of the month you should come back and buy this. If not, I'll see you at the cross roads. Please note, each item is made to order and frames will vary. Once your order is complete I will send you a picture of YOUR stitch and the frame that will be coming out to ya.
55 USD

When they told me....

They must be nuts...

Item will come framed. Frames may vary. Please allow up 1-3 days for processing time
They must be nuts...

Item will come framed. Frames may vary. Please allow up 1-3 days for processing time
45 USD

Home Hugs~n~Harmony (Old English )

On the 1st of the of month you should come back and buy this. If not, I'll see you at the cross roads. Please note, each item is made to order and frames will vary. Once your order is made I will send you a picture of YOUR stitch and the frame that will be coming out to ya.
On the 1st of the of month you should come back and buy this. If not, I'll see you at the cross roads. Please note, each item is made to order and frames will vary. Once your order is made I will send you a picture of YOUR stitch and the frame that will be coming out to ya.
55 USD

Happy Birthday Cunt ~ Tiny

Everyone should feel special on their birthday. Make sure that special someone in your life knows just where they rank with you. 
Everyone should feel special on their birthday. Make sure that special someone in your life knows just where they rank with you. 
20 USD

My Ex Is A Cunt

True story Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
True story Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
20 USD

Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams

Just the smack on the ass we all need sometimes. Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
Just the smack on the ass we all need sometimes. Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
45 USD

Please don't do coke in the bathroom

Something subtle, not to wordy 


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Something subtle, not to wordy 


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50 USD

Mr. and Mrs. Cunt

Never go to a wedding empty handed again



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Never go to a wedding empty handed again



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40 USD

Yall Bitches Need Jesus

Let us pray Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. Please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime! Cat not included 😾
Let us pray Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. Please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime! Cat not included 😾
55 USD

Classy mother fucker

Class class class Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
Class class class Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
40 USD

Happy birthday cunt

Only someone who lives you can call it like it is. 


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Only someone who lives you can call it like it is. 


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25 USD

Get the fuck out my house. Framed cross stitch

In case Felicia needs instructions... 

Item is made to order and I will shoot you a pic of finished piece before shipping out if you like. Also frames sometimes vary from image. I always do my best to give you one or two options if possible 
In case Felicia needs instructions... 

Item is made to order and I will shoot you a pic of finished piece before shipping out if you like. Also frames sometimes vary from image. I always do my best to give you one or two options if possible 
35 USD

Vertical Opal Charm Necklace

Tiny opal beads hang on a charm from a 20 inch stainless steel chain Each piece is a little different from the last. All are real opals with their own color and character.
Tiny opal beads hang on a charm from a 20 inch stainless steel chain Each piece is a little different from the last. All are real opals with their own color and character.
27 USD

Wash Your Fucking Hands

Tiny reminders are always necessary Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
Tiny reminders are always necessary Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
25 USD

Daddy To An Angel Stamped Metal Cuff

Hand stamped on 1/2 wide aluminum cuff. Each piece is unique and slightly different than the next.
Hand stamped on 1/2 wide aluminum cuff. Each piece is unique and slightly different than the next.
25 USD

Tiny Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathron

Not everyone has the counter space for our larger version. But we here at Cocky Stitch feel the public message is still important so we give, the tiny. Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
Not everyone has the counter space for our larger version. But we here at Cocky Stitch feel the public message is still important so we give, the tiny. Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
25 USD

Gas Grass Or Ass Nobody Rides For Free

I just the place on my dashboard Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
I just the place on my dashboard Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
25 USD

I'm Not Bossy I'm The Boss

Sometimes they need to be reminded who their messing with Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
Sometimes they need to be reminded who their messing with Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
20 USD

Small Framed ASSHOLE stitch

This little number is small but mighty 😈 Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
This little number is small but mighty 😈 Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your order before sending it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
20 USD

Because my life is dope and I do dope shit

The answer to any question you have for me. 


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The answer to any question you have for me. 


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40 USD

Your mom tiny cross stitch

Your mom is small

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Your mom is small

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15 USD

Have a nice dump

Encouragement goes a long way 

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Encouragement goes a long way 

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40 USD

Fuck Off

And Die Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
And Die Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
35 USD

Nightmare before Christmas

You love to hate him


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You love to hate him


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40 USD

Mini Vader

I look good in black 

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I look good in black 

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30 USD

Fuck Cancer

Because FUCK CANCER Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
Because FUCK CANCER Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
35 USD

Roses are Red

I like rhyming 


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I like rhyming 


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45 USD

Zombie Chick

Living dead girl


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Living dead girl


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35 USD

Ladies is pimps too

Go on brush your shoulders off


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Go on brush your shoulders off


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45 USD

Bridezilla

We all know one...



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We all know one...



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35 USD

Hi Im Chucky, Wanna Play

Want to come over and play dolls



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Want to come over and play dolls



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45 USD

Your mom

Your mom gets it


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Your mom gets it


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38 USD

Dont fall asleep

one, two Freddy's coming for you 


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one, two Freddy's coming for you 


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45 USD

Sniff Glue Worship Satan

Well that takes care of Tuesday night....



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Well that takes care of Tuesday night....



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40 USD

Make me a sandwich

Tiny framed question 


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Tiny framed question 


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20 USD

Star Wars support the troops

Support em!


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Support em!


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35 USD

Are you drunk

more of a grey area really


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more of a grey area really


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35 USD

Fuck Cancer Cuff

Aluminum cuff let's everyone know how you really feel about cancer.
Aluminum cuff let's everyone know how you really feel about cancer.
20 USD

This is why we cant have nice things

Kids. 



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Kids. 



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40 USD

No Bitchin in my Kitchen

Thats my job



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Thats my job



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35 USD

Your moms a bitch

Mothers day, done


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Mothers day, done


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40 USD

This is a goddamned family heirloom

Pass it on




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Pass it on




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55 USD

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

it really does



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it really does



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Sold Out

Your shits weak

I have a gift for your siblings next birthday


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I have a gift for your siblings next birthday


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40 USD

Shit bitch you is fine

Means, I love you



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Means, I love you



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35 USD

Touch my junk

Pick a holiday and you my friend, have the perfect gift. 



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Pick a holiday and you my friend, have the perfect gift. 



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30 USD

Cunt

You can choose from a blue or pink cunt. Where else can you get that option? 
To be clear you are buying ONE finished item in the color you choose from the items pictured above. 



Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
You can choose from a blue or pink cunt. Where else can you get that option? 
To be clear you are buying ONE finished item in the color you choose from the items pictured above. 



Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
40 USD

Cock

Yay chickens!


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Yay chickens!


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20 USD

Live laugh love, dont be a dickhole

Keeping it simple

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Keeping it simple

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35 USD

My shits magic yo

Poof! Im magic


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Poof! Im magic


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30 USD

Best fuckin hairdresser eva

When you want to leave the best tip possile

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When you want to leave the best tip possile

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Sold Out

Deflowered, not devalued

Know your worth...


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Know your worth...


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30 USD

Not my circus, not my monkeys

Sometime you need a reminder to stay in your lane. 


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Sometime you need a reminder to stay in your lane. 


Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
55 USD

R2D2 magnet

Tiny R2D2 fits in a small magnetic frame to hang on fridge, file cabinet or where ever! 

Please allow low up to five days for processing as each item is handmade to order. 
Tiny R2D2 fits in a small magnetic frame to hang on fridge, file cabinet or where ever! 

Please allow low up to five days for processing as each item is handmade to order. 
20 USD

Star Wars Choose A Side

I have always been partial to red... Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
I have always been partial to red... Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
45 USD

That's what she said

That thing is awesome!!!

That's what she said!

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That thing is awesome!!!

That's what she said!

Please note, the frames seen in the pictures may vary. All items are custom made to order. So please allow up to 5 days for processing your order before shipping. I will send you a pic of your item and frame before shipping it out. Any questions please feel free to ask anytime!
33 USD

Namaste Bitches

The asshole in me, honors the asshole in you


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The asshole in me, honors the asshole in you


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38 USD

F Bomb

Don't make me drop the bomb on you


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Don't make me drop the bomb on you


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30 USD

Secret message cuff . couldn't get Hitched Without

Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Brushed metal outside and secret message inside. Reads, "couldn't get hitched without my bitch"
Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Brushed metal outside and secret message inside. Reads, "couldn't get hitched without my bitch"
20 USD

Secret message cuff. You Are So F*cking Loved

Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Message is inside the cuff and outside is brushed. OK to wear anywhere and no one will ever know yo ur message :)
Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Message is inside the cuff and outside is brushed. OK to wear anywhere and no one will ever know yo ur message :)
20 USD

Classy as fuck SECRET MESSAGE cuff

Keep it classy bitches

Stamped on the inside and brushed metal outside finish so you can wear to church, and keep it classy 
Keep it classy bitches

Stamped on the inside and brushed metal outside finish so you can wear to church, and keep it classy 
20 USD

Namaste bitches cuff

Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Reads "Namaste Bitches"
Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Reads "Namaste Bitches"
20 USD

Drunk One And Drunk Two Wine Charms

Perfect gift or keeper for yourself! This is a set of two wine charms that read "Drunk one Drunk two" It's like a best friend necklace for grown ups with real problems. Hand stamped on food safe aluminum.
Perfect gift or keeper for yourself! This is a set of two wine charms that read "Drunk one Drunk two" It's like a best friend necklace for grown ups with real problems. Hand stamped on food safe aluminum.
20 USD

Mamaste In Her Yoga Pants

Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Reads, "Mamaste in her yoga pants"

Yes, you do need this

Hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Reads, "Mamaste in her yoga pants"

Yes, you do need this

20 USD

Set Of Four Wine Charms

Set of four charms hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Each has different color crystal. Please note crystal colors may vary and please note if there is a specific color you would like to have.
Set of four charms hand stamped on food safe aluminum. Each has different color crystal. Please note crystal colors may vary and please note if there is a specific color you would like to have.
35 USD

Delete my Browser history medical alert cuff

So when they find you facedown again, someone will know what to do Each piece is hand stamped and is unique. Made on food safe aluminum so great for everyone
So when they find you facedown again, someone will know what to do Each piece is hand stamped and is unique. Made on food safe aluminum so great for everyone
25 USD

We Go Together like Drunk & Disorderly cuff

I can't think of a better gift to give that special friend. Inside reads secret message and outside is a simple brushed metal finish so nobody at the meeting knows your a lush. Each piece is hand stamped and unique. No two are exactly alike. Made of food safe aluminum
I can't think of a better gift to give that special friend. Inside reads secret message and outside is a simple brushed metal finish so nobody at the meeting knows your a lush. Each piece is hand stamped and unique. No two are exactly alike. Made of food safe aluminum
25 USD

Just Keep Swimming Cuff

Each item is hand stamped and made on food safe aluminum. No two are exactly alike which gives them such character.
Each item is hand stamped and made on food safe aluminum. No two are exactly alike which gives them such character.
20 USD

Just Shit faced

Medical alert bracelet for my kinda peeps Hand stamped so each piece is unique and made wit piss and vinegar. ❤
Medical alert bracelet for my kinda peeps Hand stamped so each piece is unique and made wit piss and vinegar. ❤
25 USD

Adjust Your Crown Cuff

Sometimes you have to adjust your crown to let them know who they're dealing. Hand stamped cuff on food safe aluminum No two pieces exactly the same as these are all done by hand not machine.
Sometimes you have to adjust your crown to let them know who they're dealing. Hand stamped cuff on food safe aluminum No two pieces exactly the same as these are all done by hand not machine.
25 USD